After Sunday's disappointing defeat Bonar were back on league business. Same story, same faces. More phone calls to get players to play or to wake them up. Mr "asda" dunny was working and no cochrane, robbie, rada etc. List is endless.Coach cam got picked up from farmland after another hard drinking session with mrs coach cam.
Once again management led by example by turning up steaming. Changes were made to the team, possibly drink related. Deko started in the unfamiliar role as striker, while injured Chico went in the goal. Scrim eventually went to left back after shitting out vodka and tomato juice. Mussy went into midfield.(must be a cup final coming up). Cuff appeared with a little rat on a lead and pulled on a strip to start on bench.
Bonar got off to their customary start, Angus started better but rarely troubled chico buffon. Everyone was waiting for the team to start playing. Bonar had chances to score but strikers thought missing them would be more fun. Deko's electric pace caused havoc for both teams and scotty's tackling would be assault in the town. Gav decided to break records by seeing how many times he can be sick rather than play. The tiger in gav played on after claiming a world record.
Strong words were slurred by coach cam at half time. Bonar responded by starting to play. Scotty lost a bet and his dignity after hitting the crossbar with his penalty. Dog shit Dave decided to play his own game and keep the ball for as long as possible and not pass to his teammates as he tried to get his hat-trick. Goals from scheva, nikkita, 2 from dog shit and a wonder strike from turo sealed the victory for Bonar. Take a bow son!!. Cuff came on and tried his best to score but wasn't his day. With only four minutes to go and a clean sheet looking likely, Chico buffon had other ideas. Angus lobbed the keeper from the halfway line and only Scrim knows how that feels. Bonar had plenty of chances to make the score look better but poor finishing kept it at five. Wont mention stants's mazy run as you all know the outcome.
Cup final for Bonar on Friday v Dundee SC at Caird park stadium. Everyone should be up for it, so lets do it!! Live the dream!!
Match ratings come from Arthur "Turo" Duncan
Chico 7 - Epic fail from halfway
Stants 8- Great going forward, shite in the box
Turo 7- Guided missile for finish
Gav 6 - Boy scout
Scrim 7 - Great craic
Nikkita 7 - Walk in the park
Scotty 7 - In their faces
Ascot Dave 7- In the dog shite
Mussy 9 - Star man, touch like Turo
Scheva 8 - Wasteful
Deko 7 - Some effort
Cuff 7 - Sparkled
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