Bonargrove 4 Dundee SC 3- Bonargrove Alex Smith Champions

Alex Smith cup final day, like every Bonar match who would turn up. Well for once the complete opposite. everyone!!! Well it was a final. Scrim and Andy had the choice to tell the players we didn't have enough strips and they wouldnt be playing. Kingster slotted into the defence with young scrim. Stants made up a formidable midfield with Cambo, dog- shit and Chico.

Bonar started well and never gave social a chance and made the breakthrough, Shevas header was flicked on to stants who's bullet header bundled home by young scrim. Social came back when Gav gave away a penalty. Bonar attacked the social defence, like the Americans attacked the Taliban. A beautifully swung in corner by stants was missiled in to the net by young scrim.

Bonar started off the second half in attack mode and had several chances to make the score better. Social came into it and threw everything at Bonar in the second half but never really looked like scoring, then calamity Gav got sent off. This gave Social the edge and went 3-2 up. Bonar looked shocked but always believed. Then captain Shev drew the scores level. Vials spat out his dummy and was sent away from the pitch. Just as he was walking away Nikkita popped up with the winner, Bonar sidelines erupted like the Icelandic Volcano and Socials cup hopes resembled gordon browns election campaign. Not good enough!!. A pile of jubilant Bonar players and management were rolling about the pitch celebrating. Social pushed forward but Bonar held on to be crowned Alex Smith cup champions.

Shev lifted the cup and was the mauled by the Bonar team. Bonar deserved the victory and whole team were immense. Celebrations continued after the match, in the glens and in town. Bonar players partied all night and let everyone know we won. Bonar karaoke was in full swing by this point, "you'll never get 6 in a row" was the chant. Bonar lived the dream and now look forward to the Mcguire trophy semi final V Michelin. Well done lads!!!!!!!!! champions!!!!

Match ratings Bonargrove team and management 10 - Everyone superb!!!!

CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!

Angus Thistle 1 Bonargrove 5

After Sunday's disappointing defeat Bonar were back on league business. Same story, same faces. More phone calls to get players to play or to wake them up. Mr "asda" dunny was working and no cochrane, robbie, rada etc. List is endless.Coach cam got picked up from farmland after another hard drinking session with mrs coach cam.

Once again management led by example by turning up steaming. Changes were made to the team, possibly drink related. Deko started in the unfamiliar role as striker, while injured Chico went in the goal. Scrim eventually went to left back after shitting out vodka and tomato juice. Mussy went into midfield.(must be a cup final coming up). Cuff appeared with a little rat on a lead and pulled on a strip to start on bench.

Bonar got off to their customary start, Angus started better but rarely troubled chico buffon. Everyone was waiting for the team to start playing. Bonar had chances to score but strikers thought missing them would be more fun. Deko's electric pace caused havoc for both teams and scotty's tackling would be assault in the town. Gav decided to break records by seeing how many times he can be sick rather than play. The tiger in gav played on after claiming a world record.

Strong words were slurred by coach cam at half time. Bonar responded by starting to play. Scotty lost a bet and his dignity after hitting the crossbar with his penalty. Dog shit Dave decided to play his own game and keep the ball for as long as possible and not pass to his teammates as he tried to get his hat-trick. Goals from scheva, nikkita, 2 from dog shit and a wonder strike from turo sealed the victory for Bonar. Take a bow son!!. Cuff came on and tried his best to score but wasn't his day. With only four minutes to go and a clean sheet looking likely, Chico buffon had other ideas. Angus lobbed the keeper from the halfway line and only Scrim knows how that feels. Bonar had plenty of chances to make the score look better but poor finishing kept it at five. Wont mention stants's mazy run as you all know the outcome.

Cup final for Bonar on Friday v Dundee SC at Caird park stadium. Everyone should be up for it, so lets do it!! Live the dream!!

Match ratings come from Arthur "Turo" Duncan

Chico 7 - Epic fail from halfway
Stants 8- Great going forward, shite in the box
Turo 7- Guided missile for finish
Gav 6 - Boy scout
Scrim 7 - Great craic
Nikkita 7 - Walk in the park
Scotty 7 - In their faces
Ascot Dave 7- In the dog shite
Mussy 9 - Star man, touch like Turo
Scheva 8 - Wasteful
Deko 7 - Some effort

Cuff 7 - Sparkled

CHICO

It happens all the time mate.....