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Scottish Cup 2nd Round

Bonargrove v. Lochee Central

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Dundee Social 3 Bonargrove 2

A last minute winner by Dundee Social, in one of their only shots of the 2nd half, meant they took all 3 points ina close match at Fairmuir.

After having 17 to choose from the previous week, management team Scrimmy and Andy were left to choose from the bare bones with Thomo arriving late to take his place at left back to make up the 11 - he would only last 5 minutes before a bad knee injury forced him off to be replaced by Scrim. Social Flu was strong with Mussy, Rada, Young Scrimmy and Stanton all missing from last week. Stanton had a reasonable excuse as he was at Old Trafford and sent the guys a photo of him and his girlfriend enjoying the atmosphere.



Chico turned up steaming and took up an unfamiliar centre midfield role, whilst Mark brushed off a nasty injury to take his place up front.

Social dominated the opening exchanges and took the lead after 15 minutes when a ball over Scrimmy's head was volleyed home well by the Social midfielder. Bonar were struggling to get into the game and the same Social player rattled in a fine strike from 20 yards to double their advantage. This was the kick that Bonar needed and a tremendous strike from top scorer Ascot Dave reduced the deficit. With the height of Scrim, Mark, Dave and Gav in the team Bonar are always a threat at set pieces and a great delivery from Dunny was bundled home by Gav to equalise before half time.

The second half was a close battle, with both sides enjoying long periods of possession with Bonargrove having the better of the chances with Craig Stevens having a chance when through on the 'keeper. With 5 minutes to go a Mark header was cleared off the line and it looked as though the game was set for a draw until the referee awarded Social a soft free kick 40 yards out. The free kick was floated over the defensive line and bundled home by one of Social's 8 subs to leave the Bonar players dejected.

Despite the loss, Scrim was reasonably happy with the display and hopefully Bonar can build on this performance in the upcoming weeks.

Match Ratings:

Deek 7 - had little to do
Scotty 7 - shifted to an unfamilair RB role
Thomo 3 - injured
Gav 8 - dominated everything til late winner
Andy 7 - good performance in first game back
Robbie 7 - another solid performance
Dunny 8 - constant threat coupled with great work rate
Chico 7 - steaming
Ascot Dave 7 - cracking goal
Scheva 8 - didn't lose a header
Craig Stevens 7 - great outlet

Scrim 8 - excellent performance at LB

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Olde Mill 1 Bonargrove 9

After last season's run to the last 16 of the Scottish Cup Bonargrove began this season's campaign with a trip to Lochee Park to face off against Welfare side Olde Mill. Bonar were expected to win but after rattling 9 goals past the opposition the team were left annoyed that they didn't score many more after a dominant display.

Scottish Cup fever coupled with the unusual afternoon kick-off meant a squad of 17 showed at 12:30 meaning manager Scrimmy had some difficult selection decisions prior to the game. Goalkeeper Deek and defender Young Scrim made their first appearances of the season, whilst Lee Lee Lee returned to the middle of the park to partner Ascot Dave. After a shocker in defence against Tayport, Big Mark was moved to a more familiar striking role. Stanton, Gav, Scotty, Robbie, Dunny and Craig Stevens also made the starting 11. Andy, Mussy and Chico were amongst the subs. Many were surprised that Dunny made the game after rumours he got action off a young thing the previous night.

Bonar got off to a flying start with Dunny scoring two early goals, one an overhead fluke and the other a scuff. Dunny's brace was quickly added to as Mark and Robbie netted but this only made the entire team want to get on the scoresheet as a combination of a lacking of passing and too much passing meant no more goals in the first half. Scotty was showing good attacking flair from left back and showed why many liken him to Roberto Carlos in his prime. Craig Stevens had a half to forget as he missed a few good chances, much to the bemusement of the supporters.

The second half began like the first as Bonar grabbed a couple of early goals through Robbie and top scorer Ascot Dave. There was much debate after the game as to whether it was Dog Shit Dave's goal or an own goal but after a quick vote Davie was awarded the goal. Olde Mill managed to score at some point as Dunny lost his man.

After opening up a big lead, assistant manager Andy decided to make changes and Rada replaced Big Mark and Mussy came on for Scotty. This was not to Mark's liking and he stormed up to the tunnel. Bonar controlled the remainder of the game and Rada grabbed two goals whilst Craig Stevens finally scored when a thunderbolt toe-poke which seemed to break the keeper's hand. Disappointingly, Young Scrim limped off with what looked like a reoccurence of his knee injury.

Spirits were high after the high scoring win but in reality Bonar should have scored at least 15. Stanton took the majority of the stick for getting his mum to iron his fresh pants and socks.

Scorers: Robbie 2, Rada 2, Dunny 2, Ascot Dave, Scheva and Craig Stevens.

Match Ratings:

Deek 7 - had very little to do.
Stanton 7 - another solid performance.
Scotty 7 - rolled back the years.
Gav 7 - dominant in the air.
Young Scrim 7 - kept back 4 together well.
Robbie 8 - another non-stop performance.
Dunny 8 - best performance in 2-3 years.
Ascot Dave 6 - hates a pass.
Lee 7 - hates a pass.
Scheva 7 - loves kicking water bottles.
Craig Stevens 6 - had better days.

Rada 7 - grabbed two good goals from the bench.
Mussy 6 - neat performance in middle of park.
Chico 6 - little time to impact.

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Scottish Cup Game This Sunday

The Scottish Cup tie away to Olde Mill takes place this Sunday at Lochee Park.

Meet Lochee Park at 12:30.